Billy Mackson lost his job as a librarian in due to COVID and hasn’t been able to find anything besides a couple small under-the-table proofreading gigs since. So when doors started mysteriously slamming in his upstairs apartment it was doubly concerning as he was stuck in his apartment due to not having any money to go out. When this poltergeist locked him in the bathroom that’s when he knew he had a big problem. He couldn’t afford ghost hunter fees so he googled it. But neither praying, divination, garlic, nor charms did the trick. Then he realized how he himself had scared people away, simply by telling them he was unemployed. So the next time he felt the poltergeist trying to make the living room bookcase fall on him he simply asked the haunting creature for a job. Just like that the poltergeist was gone never to return!
