ADHD is such a complex neurodivergence but thankfully a boomer Karen cracked the code and came up with a cure. She said, “you just have to push yourself”. The Nobel Committee was so impressed that it awarded her the Nobel Prize in Medicine. Robert Kennedy was jubilant this cure had been found and stated that less people would now have to be sent to wellness farms.

We all know Revvn’ Kevin, who drives up and down the residential streets revvin’ his convertible’s engine at all hours of the night. With the changing of the seasons, he needed to upgrade his kit to make it even louder as people now have their windows closed. He has installed a High-Flow Performance Exhaust and an Enhanced Intake System. Naturally, residents are not amused and miss their sleep and peace and quiet. But that’s the world we now live in.

Extra medication can be dangerous and hard to dispose. That’s why this area man decided to make it convenient for people to dispose of their medication. You are free to drop off your extra Percocet, Vicodin, Ritilan, Xanax, Ativan, and Adderall, and I will dispose of it properly. It is important that everyone’s medicine cabinets are free of unnecessary medication.

Henry Sanderson had no trouble finding a desk job. While the job market in the living corporate world is the worst it’s been in at least ten years, this is not the case in the abode of the dead. It all comes down to all those ghost jobs. While those don’t get filled up there, they do down here. That means the job market in the afterlife has never been better. This is a good thing because just like our world, the best way to pass the time there is working a dead-end job for eternity.

David, from his 100-foot yacht, stated that a gratitude journal was the antidote to depression, and stops social comparison because it is really in your volition, just like you can choose whether or not to be on edge when you see a tiger. He stresses that you can’t underestimate the importance of gratitude. You might live in a shitty apartment and go to your retail job that doesn’t provide a living wage, where you get verbally abused by customers and supervisors all day, but late afternoon you found a penny on the ground. “Write that down”, David said from his vantage point in a bungalow in the rainforests of Costa Rica, where he doesn’t have to do a lick of work.

Hot on the heels of a report that the share of Americans who don’t believe in God has doubled in the past ten years we were wondering what has happened. One the the most obvious explanations is God simply doesn’t exist. There is not a shred of scientific evidence the the existence of a personal god. We can measure everything from quantum particles to gravitational waves and we have never picked up anything that would suggest a god or the supernatural actually existing. Of course a lot of the younger generation are leaving for other reasons like mental illness which makes building a supportive image of God in your head that much more difficult if not impossible.

When John Dylister suddently died of a heart attack he was not prepared for what he was about to see. He came to the rainbow bridge and wanted to see his beloved dog Mittens who had passed away four years ago but instead there was a stampede of all the factory farmed animals he ate his entire lifetime. He couldn’t even find Mittens in all the scrum. Finally he found a couple of his old dogs and cats after two hours and they reunited but the rainbow bridge contained a lot more farm animals than pets and they crowded you.

Hot on the heels of the success of ChatGPT OpenAI has decided to help the bottom 80% of men on dating sites who struggle to even get a single match. Upload a picture of your face and ChadGPT will enhance it and put it on a hot, tall body in photos depicting you rock climbing in Colorado, driving a Porsche, skin diving in Thailand, suited up in a Fortune 500 company, or many other scenarios that will make your life go from zero to six pack, six feet, and six figures! It doesn’t stop there, though. ChadGPT will also automatically make your profile well-crafted and engaging. People who used ChadGPT have gotten 500 to 800 percent more matches. Some women are complaining that this is just going to make the online dating world more inauthentic, but like with resumes, everyone is lying at least a little bit, and if you don’t, you’ll be left in the dust.

I was a bitcoin millionaire, but I lost it all when I put it all in to buy the dip on Silicon Valley Bank. Now I am broke as a joke. My girlfriend broke up with me; she said I changed and “needed psychological help.” To make matters worse, I had to transfer my healthcare to the indigent clinic and now suddenly my anxiety, ADHD, and pain medications are “addictive” and therefor the prescriptions are not getting refilled. Now I’m rocking back and forth on the ground with my anxiety through the roof. I know they say they can take everything away from you but your character but what they don’t tell you is there won’t be any characters in your life to experience your character if you fall too far.