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Area Man Enters Heaven, is Horrified to Find All Factory Farmed Meat He Ate Waiting for Him at the Rainbow Bridge

May 31, 2024

When John Dylister suddently died of a heart attack he was not prepared for what he was about to see. He came to the rainbow bridge and wanted to see his beloved dog Mittens who had passed away four years ago but instead there was a stampede of all the factory farmed animals he ate his entire lifetime. He couldn’t even find Mittens in all the scrum. Finally he found a couple of his old dogs and cats after two hours and they reunited but the rainbow bridge contained a lot more farm animals than pets and they crowded you.