In a stunning move, the forthcoming Bible of psychiatric disorders has added the simple criteria asshole to its long list of mental maladies. “We looked at all kinds of criteria and discovered that assholes were just running rampant and couching their assholeness under other mental disorders. While we believe mental illness is real, there are some individuals who just need the simple diagnosis asshole. Unfortunately there is no cure for this but treatment may involve interventions or confrontation and perhaps even a beat down.”
